January 2009
My French bosses
V: I 'eard about zis man oo couldn't come into ze country so zey immediately sent 'im back to France because of customs.
E: So what? It 'appens all ze time.
V: Yes but zey took away his foie gras!
E: WHAT? ZOSE BASTARDS!!!!!!!
dabagirls.com →
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So funny.
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-1-18) →
Robin Thicke (16)
Coconut Records (10)
Malajube (8)
The Dodos (8)
A.R. Rahman (3)
Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
LAOS LAOS LAOS LAOS LAOS!
I’m in Laos for a month working for Bokeo Social Enterprise. Sporadic internet and stories about weird foreigners to come (i.e. The Swiss guy on the train here was nutso. He liked to talk about parasailing and creationism. I just nodded and agreed that Protestants were crazy. At least 35 hot guys in my cabin and I had to sit next to him)!
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Best Tumblr Name Ever. →
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“Smellin like Tiaka, half-Phillipine thing”
– Jay-Z - (Always Be My) Sunshine
DAS RIGHT, Jay-Z is my people!
Ok, maybe that is premature. Maybe Tiaka is a person he is talking about. But I’ve heard that he is half Filipino in other places? True? I dunno. In any case, half-Filipinos still rule.
volume_2008 →
My flatmate’s final graphic design show. Such good work in there!
“I am learning all the time. The tombstone will be my diploma.”
– Eartha Kitt (via kari-shma) (via breathsoftruth) (via theyoungmachine) (via meepmeepmeep)
Best "that's what she saids in the past few...
“I need two long ones…”
“Just the tip?”
“Time for the Bush face!”
“These hipster zombies… are the idols of the style pages, the darlings of viral...”
– Christian Lorentzen in a Time Out New York article entitled ‘Why the Hipster Must Die.’
“Bob: How did I end up with a kid on the other end of the political spectrum? How...”
– The incomporable Alan Alda! (Everyone Says I Love You)
“Everyone says I love you
But just what they say it for I never knew
It’s...”
– Marx Brothers
Photo Gallery: Watching Change →
“Lots of people watched the Inauguration of Barack Obama, around the country and around the world. AP photographers were everywhere, snapping pics of people watching hope take flight. A gallery is after the jump.”
The new Andrew Bird album is so good it makes me...
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I KNOW RIGHT?! It’s been on repeat since I got it and the accompanying “Useless Creatures” is also pretty damn fly. Tenuousness - jam of the month.
chloe: well, no its fluffy ish like a cookie not hard like a cracker
chloe: ...thats...what..SHE...said...?
BURGER KING® WHOPPER® VIRGINS →
The definition of globalization! Ohhh it hurts me.
“It’s either a fun and original ad or yet another example of the crass exploitation of the world’s indigenous people.” — The Guardian
(Sidenote: Doesn’t the director look exactly like Stacy Peralta? Is that him??)
(Side side note: More googling shows that it IS him!! Wtf mate? Former Z-Boy makes controversial...
If somebody says Busta Rhymes cannot rhyme...
Moms of indie rock stars pick out favorite songs... →
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