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"(907): is it wrong that I want a “Where The Wild Things Are” tshirt that points to my junk?"

http://textsfromlastnight.com/best-nights/this-month/6

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"(402): I’m not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had."

http://textsfromlastnight.com/best-nights/this-month/3

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iheartmyart:

mejoe:

Pavel Svedomsky (1849-1904). Fulvia With the Head of Cicero (1870)
Today is the traditional date (according to that great friend of the Roman nobility Tacitus) of the death of the wife of Mark Antony, Fulvia, who had the Roman orator and archconservative Cicero killed for her own delight, and shocked her dinner guests by stuffing stuffed olives into the mouth of the beheaded.

mejoe:

Pavel Svedomsky (1849-1904). Fulvia With the Head of Cicero (1870)

Today is the traditional date (according to that great friend of the Roman nobility Tacitus) of the death of the wife of Mark Antony, Fulvia, who had the Roman orator and archconservative Cicero killed for her own delight, and shocked her dinner guests by stuffing stuffed olives into the mouth of the beheaded.

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(via porco-voador)

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followyourbliss:

youmightfindyourself:bigfun: Anthony Barboza - Miles Davis, West 77th Street, New York, 1971.

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"(705): You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said “y’all ready for this”."

http://textsfromlastnight.com/best-nights/this-month/5

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"(519): and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered “Simba"

http://textsfromlastnight.com/best-nights/

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What lucky boys!

tess08:

Pema decided to buy gifts for her five male roommates yesterday at the NBC store!

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unicornology:

captainkirk:tic-tac-toe:lifelovewhy:ventisette // sewgroovy (via gynecologistcobra)

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